In a stunning victory for Thisbe, this past weekend [drumroll please] THISBE WAS ABLE TO WEAR SKINNY JEANS!
That's right, people. Skinny. Jeans. Seven Jeans. We're not saying that they fit as well as they did the day we bought them. But still: SKINNY JEANS.
And, while wearing them, someone actually mistook Thisbe for a high school student. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Buoyed by this success, Thisbe tried on a pair of size [blank] pants. Note that Thisbe has been unable to get into size [blank] pants for some time. It is the goal pant size, and so far, Thisbe has only been able to fit into size [blank + 2]. Indeed, for a long time Thisbe was wearing size [blank + 4].
But yesterday! SIZE [BLANK]!!!!!!!!
Today's Project: Completion of the WK's Halloween Costume. Pictures to be posted shortly.
Today's Life Observation: Outlet Mall does not always equal cheap.