Thisbe made the enormous mistake of looking for a bathing suit today.
It was, undoubtedly, one of the most hideous experiences Thisbe has had to date, and remember, Thisbe was in labor for 18 hours.
The upshot: (which is not news) if you are not a pre-teen semi-anorexic girl, you cannot find a flattering bathing suit, and g*d help you if you are bigger than a size 6 and under the age of 65. In that case you have the choice of looking like an idiot in pre-teen swimwear, or appearing to be wearing your grandmother's bathing suit. Thisbe needs a big drink.
Today's Project: Staying cool. It is approximately 1 billion degrees outside.
Today's LIfe Observation: The bathing suit industry actually hates women.
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